We’re camping with friends this weekend, so don’t expect many updates. In the meantime, please enjoy this haiku I’ve penned which sums up our experience so far.

Camping in garden

Children refusing to sleep

Where’s the bastard gin?!

Two out of the three are finally sleeping, and I’m pretty sure the dogs are too. Of course I now have to move to use the loo so no doubt I’ll set off a chain reaction of barking and crying. Good job I’ll be passing the fridge on my way back out here!